this is startlingly accurate n tru n real. pyos the type to never engage in a battle for shotgun. pyo is the type to get shotgun and then ask the ppl in the backseat what they wanna hear on the radio. if u told pyo to tie ur shoes for u hed drop 2 his knees in his 600 dollar designer jeans w/o even thinking abt it. pyo jihoon wld buy an icecream cake on his own birthday even tho he doesnt like sweet things jst bc he knows his friends love icecream cake. i love pyo jihoon.
- timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
- connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
- colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
- gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date
how to spot a fuckboy:
- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
- relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
- looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
- can’t find the clitoris
fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know
jimin going around the dorm yelling “JIMIN YEAHHH” so much, that the other members start forgetting their own names. they’re immersed in jimin. next the managers begin to forget the other members existence. j-hope? i think you mean jimin. jin? no its jimin. one by one the members fall off the face of the earth, never to be seen again. BTS continues to promote, but the only remaining member is, and really always has been, jimin.
why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????